iPhone · iOS 17+ · Free

Deadpan affirmations for people who find the other kind unbearable.

One affirmation per day. No streak guilt, no push spam, no "you are a radiant goddess." It's a Tuesday and you are a person. The app reflects that. Free, no account, no ads, the kind of thing you can ignore for a week and pick back up without an apology screen.

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